Is it "Gril" or a boy?

A misspelling you say?

Oh no...no misspellings here(At least in the title).

In fact, the wife and I are having our first child.
People constantly ask us what kinda of child we want.
My normal answer would be "Human."
In all actuality having a boy would have been my first choice...
Well...that answer will now change.

My lovely wife is a Kindergarten teacher, and at the end of the school year, one of her students gave her a homemade card congratulating her on being pregnant.
As many children at that age are, this one spells as well as me.
This is the card...
I had no idea there was a third choice!!!
Wow! I wonder what type of grill I will be getting? How much harder is it going to be to give birth to a grill I wonder? I do know that if I do get a grill, sending it to college would be out of the question. I would also never have to worry about it behind the wheel of a car driving a muck around town. Heck! I never even have to worry about any wedding, or it getting pregnant before I kick it out of my house. Nope...none of that. More than likely I will give it attention only when I want to. Use it, and maybe even abuse it. Man...I hope it is a nice Charcoal Grill with lotsa grill real estate. I just hope the grill does not have gas. ;-)

So the wife and I had a real good chuckle about this very charming card. We hope you did as well. I can not wait for the day when I can start teaching my child (Boy or Girl) how to BBQ like their Dear ol' Dad.

Keep on Smokin'!
-Dave